I have three boys who are all over the age of 18, so I am very used to crude talk and jokes that are not in the least bit funny. Last weekend all three boys were at the house and they thought it would be hilarious to play a little joke on me. My oldest son John brought a young lady to the house with him and proceeded to tell me he was getting married after only dating her for a week. I was very shocked and let them both know how appalled I was at the situation. After letting me stay irritated for almost a hour, John told me the girl was just from Munich escorts and it was all a big joke. Honestly I did not find humor in any of this, but all three of them definitely did. From now on I am going to take every little thing they say with a grain of salt.Categories: Parenting | Comments Off | Permalink
I’m an American, but I love football — or soccer, as we in the US call it. My favorite team is Manchester United, and I take very opportunity to travel to Manchester to see them play. I really get into the spirit of the game, too — I’ve even been in a brawl with a gang of football hooligans. I wound up with a chipped tooth, a split lip, and a great excuse to soothe my aches and pains with a visit to my favorite Manchester escorts.
Okay, I’ll admit it — I travel to Manchester as much for the escorts as I do for the football. After all, there’s more to life than football and fighting, wouldn’t you say? Of course, when I return from my visits, I only tell my friends about the exciting football matches and not the exciting Manchester nightlife — that’s my little secret.Categories: Football | Comments Off | Permalink